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A sewage pipe burst in the Islanders’ dressing room at approximately 7:45 on Saturday night. It is the second time broken pipes have caused damage to the Islanders’ room in the Nassau Coliseum in the last year. In August the damage was major. This time, the damage was devastating.

Horrible for the Islanders no doubt. Someone call Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs.

However, all is not lost - it makes for a great crappy pun headline. Have fun writing your own.

Posted by David M Singer on Mar 12, 2006 at 10:19 PM
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They always said Nassau was the crappiest rink in the league. Now it literally is.
Posted by James Mirtle on 2006-03-15 04:46:31 Godard adds another opponent to fight card on the way to his locker...
Posted by John Chandler on 2006-03-15 00:08:11 Mike Milbury on the Isles: "We stink!"..
Posted by Roto-rooters on 2006-03-13 14:46:39 I could make some crude Long Island-disparaging joke. But I won't. And I won't even mention how this "devastating" event will be used by the team to forcefully argue for a new barn. The Dirty Jobs reference is gold, baby. I've been seeing ads for that show everywhere, notably on city garbage recepticles.
Posted by CT on 2006-03-13 11:01:41 Well I guess the Isles are over the salary crap now!
Posted by Gary S on 2006-03-13 09:55:16 Over at The Ice Block, David is having a bit of fun with a story from this weekend, when news came out that the New York Islanders had a bit of a problem with the plumbing in the Nassau Mausoleum...
Posted by themediadrop on 2006-03-13 02:42:53 Isles Relocate to Flushing
Posted by John F on 2006-03-13 02:34:35 Finally, all the crap has caught up to the Islanders. Aparently there was a big return on the Alexei Yashin investment. Only this isn't what they expected. The Islanders were so close to the bottom, they could smell it. GM Mike Milbury wanted to know where the next backup was coming from.
Posted by Michael on 2006-03-13 00:59:15 For anyone down in the dumps over the Lightning falling apart these last few games… …It could be worse. The could be in Uniondale, New York. ...
Posted by boltsmag on 2006-03-12 22:55:53 ...well, shit
Posted by John F on 2006-03-12 22:27:29

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