Cleavage for Ticket
It’s really a simple deal. If you’ve got the boobs, you’ve got the ticket. You can keep them mostly covered, and they won’t need to do any other work, but they gotta be there. Another gem on Craiglist.
I have a bunch of Canucks tix, and normally I use them for business development and entertain client, or take some of my cheap friends who wont buy their own, and once in a while, my wife decides she is a hockey fan and enjoys a game.
I know there are always lots of people looking for tickets, so I figured I would post on CL, and see if there was anyone else that would like a FREE ticket to go to the game with ME.....meet a complete stranger, and spend a harmless evening watching the Nucks. I am sure the conversation will be somewhat more interesting, entertaining, or at the very least, better to look at than one of my clients or beer drinking friends.
So here is the criteria and what I propose.......I am looking for an attractive, fit, married or single, classy, BUSTY female to join me as my guest for an upcoming Canucks game. No game in particular...whatever fits both of our schedules. Ideally you would wear something classy, but with a little edge to the outfit...i love cleavage, I love big boobs, and i love a little attitude and confidence to go along with it.
This is NOT about sex, or trying to solicit a sexual encounter and I am NOT expecting anything in return before or after the game. Just some fun conversation, a cool experience, and maybe a glimpse (ok maybe two)at some nice BIG boobs....I am a total boob guy, but unfortunately, most of my clients are males, and my wife was not blessed with anything bigger than a b cup.
So.......if you fit the description, email me back, and lets see if we can set up a “Canuck date”....
me: 30, married, professionally employed, attractive, clean cut, classy and respectful.
Hat tip to Marty
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First of all good luck finding someone to take your offer on this. Second of all, how does the wife feel about this? Does she know? I really hope that this happens, just so I can hear about what happened
Posted by kingdog819 on Oct 12, 2007 at 02:19 PM10 bucks says that’s Jeff Cowan.
Posted by Isabella on Oct 18, 2007 at 02:37 PMHow many times does that guy use the word “classy”? Not sure if that’s the right word for what he’s looking for. Maybe he meant “skanky”. In fact, just substitute “skanky” for “classy” wherever you see it.
Posted by casualhockey on Oct 18, 2007 at 05:40 PM
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